Tiltro's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Portal Defender Tankman]

My dad bursted in my room and witnessed his little boy put his fragile eyes on the computer screen watching this cartoon. My dad said “ Son what is this what in the tarnation are you watching...can I watch.” I nodded my head and we had a jolly rancher of good time. Then we played catch in the backyard like what normal joes do after a hard day in the mines.This cartoon is straight up a US navy about to be shoved in my vanes, it’s so funny dude like you have no intellect on how hilarious this is. How I wish you would get it but you don’t. You’re like a surfer that hit the rocks and turned into a smelly barista corpse if you can catch my drift. Oh need a lift nah I’ll just walk that’s you right now chicken little looking candy rapper.Ouch are you kidding me. Love the joke it made me make sounds in bed because I was watching it in my bed. I love you post boy. I just wish you grow up and become post man. Your cartoon style is so nice it’s filled with spice and it’s better then those others that have lice. Anyways I really thought it was funny, the animation is great and the timing is great. It’s so good oh my goodness, nice anime thing at the end though. The character animation is funny too with the smaller tank guy. Really like how his body moves. He got some moves dude. I know what you’re saying, trying to butter up Tom and make your little peace of toast I don’t think so. I need more crazy pills so I can go back to the Orphanage or mental facility. Your friend Dr.Stupid. But seriously enough about science. My dad laughed at your cartoon and slapped his knee, he just thought the tankmens banter was pretty historical. He did a big bellowing laugh like what alligator do when they attract mates. Okay stay fresh Postboy.

POSTBOY responds:

"read"

[Bunker City: The First One]

Dino man is pretty neat and his sunglasses are rad. This cartoon has a lot of flaws with it but I think it's really impressive that you committed to this project for three entire years. The characters have cute and charming designs and the color choice is really appealing to my big gaping eyes. Nevertheless the audio mixing is horrible and the animation is janky. The dialogue and jokes are nothing to write home about but I still knew what was going on and I thought the pacing was good. It kept my attention for the most part. I did like the joke at the end where the rats dragged her body off screen during the credits. Overall I would give this cartoon a 6/10. At first I didn't understand why the sheep lady just dies and comes back, I was really confused and I was like what the hell just happened. My brain did a kickflip, I think you should have clarified that she had clone powers first before she uses it in action. Sorry my brain is very bruised and purple with a big round bump on the top of it. I think I accidently sniffed to much paint. I hope you'll improve your skills and I hope that one day you'll get a show. This whole cartoon shows how dedicated you are to this and I got to commend you for that. Just work on your principles of animation and figure out how to do audio mixing/editing or whatever. Don't want to look like a complete dumbo but what helps me improve is just old animation tutorials and going frame by frame on cartoons and seeing how the hell the animator made the cartoon look so good. On youtube and newgrounds you can use the < and > buttons to go frame by frame.Alright have a blessed day and I am out of here. The End

P.S Your art is flipping nice and congrats on getting frontpaged

[HE'S EVIL BLUE MONSTER]

This gets a hall pass, reply to this in Spanish if you want to use the bathroom. I don’t know can you?
Edit: sorry I can't edit my reviews

beenibroh responds:

like the food?

[Satina]

Holly hell this looks sweet dude, I love the facial expressions and the first part where she pops her head on screen looks really cool. It’s like a flower blooming sorta, anyways keep doing what you’re doing.

[Creation of the Earth from a Pilot's View/With Credits.]

Don’t try to preach to me cowboy, you’re better at being a thief bounty boy. I don’t know if this is stolen but why I really want to bonk you on the nose.The video is sorta funny but I’m not slapping my knees and suffocating type of funny. God loves you and I hope you have a wonderful family but this is horrible. Also the hand is obviously fake so don’t say it’s real.

Edit: Oh stop bragging, being a airplane pilot doesn’t make me stupid but that’s pretty cool though, planes are pretty rad.Also I didn’t even say I needed your approval, I was just telling you Jesus loves you and the Bible tells me so. Also I did say I was gonna bonk you on the nose but that was ironic, I don’t really mean that. Also this video has a lot of false information that you are preaching to people. The earth isn’t flat, it’s round like a beach ball with bumps and holes. Also stop posting your videos 3 or more times so they don’t get blammed. This video has already got blammed like 2 times because it ain’t that good. But at least you didn’t steal it so you’re not really a thief so that’s good. Also I did really emphasize my opinion so that was my bad but my opinion was the impression I got from looking at this video. But don’t frown, you seem like a great family man. I don’t need you to reply to this review but you did. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722215949314555996/832624183108042762/image0.jpg

CollinWHughes responds:

I am not trying to preach to anyone. I simply made this for fun. I am a retired airline pilot and love flying. Stupid to you huh? That is fine. I do not need your approval. You say God loves me. I do not need you to tell me that. He is no respecter of persons according to scripture. Which means he loves everyone equally. He also says to love your neighbor as you love yourself. That is the greatest commandment. Telling people you want to punch them and insulting them does not sound like following the Christ that I know and love... I wish you nothing but joy and happiness. Oh, I never said the arm was real. It is called Whiteboard animation and it has been around for a hew years. I can share with you where you can find it. It is fairly simple to use and fun. So not, I did not steal this. I used Doodly to make the animation and my recording studio to voice the project.

[100 Gecs - Money Machine | FAN ANIMATION]

Why does this have such a low rating? I’m not really a big fan of 100 Gecs but the animation is incredible. The perspective looney fantastic and it’s pretty impressive at technical stand point.Anyways keep animating friend, you are a real Scrooge mic cheese

[Eddy Rat Video]

you are cool

POSTBOY responds:

As a cumber

["REBUILD" teaser]

Can't wait for the full cartoon, your work is really interesting and I love the character designs you've created. Also I love the type of 3D animation in these short videos, 3D animation that has outlines is pretty rad. Have you seen Dorohedoro? That show does a similar thing that you do with outlines. How do you even achieve that kind of style, what is your technique? I really want to do animation like this in the future and I hope I will. How did you even start making 3D animation and where should I start if I want to get into 3D?Also Happy Saint Patrick's Day.

Edit: Hell yeah dude, that would totally be worth my time. Process videos are very helpful not not gonna lie. It's really motivating and inspiring seeing something being built from the ground up, sorry that I didn't message you earlier though. Keep up the fantastic work.

PartTimeSeagull responds:

thank you so much! and of course ive seen dorohedoro, so crazy cool. ive been gettign a bunch of these questions and im thinking about doign a making of for this short. going over the hwole process from concept to final peice. lemme know if that would interest you

[Joellab Birthday Collab]

Welcome to the new age, welcome to the new age, welcome to the new age, wow oh wow oh wow. I’m radioactive, im radioactive. I wake up and feel the bones, welcome to the new age joe, I’m ready to rock you ready to rock. Every breath you take, every move you make, ever bond you take. Every single day every word you say. Happy 99th anniversary joe.

Potatoman responds:

thanks kraiken!!! you lovable creature