Tiltro's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cow and Chicken lost episode]

Needs more chicks' with breast, I'm flabbergasted on how poorly animated this is. Not throbbing ladies or jiggle physics. I'll consider that this probably took a long time to make so that's the only reason I gave you half a star. I'll consider changing it if you give me a good excuse. Is there a crayon up your nose or something? Did you shove carbon dioxide up your ass, I bet your the person that cooks eggs on the street and cums piss on a bunch of raviolis. Where's the joke, I should be having a heart attack right know but this isn't hysterical Your a psychopathy if you think this is funny. That's 16 seconds wasted that I can never get back. A serial killer is a person who robs innocent people from their lives and your basically doing the same thing. You should be arrested for this, your one despicable scum that should be behind bars. You are a murderer a murderer, don't go or it'll smile to it's destination https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfsEMBq_P7Q this review isn't that good sorry bout that.

[A New Element - The Little Trashmaid]

This cartoon made me want to piss myself, are you kidding me. When I clicked on this video I thought I was gonna go on a charming adventure that whisks me away. What made you want to make a cartoon about a mermaid trying to light the sea on fire to impress some crack head? I don’t get it, kids these days. You could’ve made a better concept. But I loved the animation it’s really good for a matter of fact. Someday you’ll make something that will rock me to my core. I enjoyed the background and it had a fairly cute main character. She could of used a few more arks of hair but she looks alright. The animation can get mumbly sometimes like the perspective shot you were trying to make but failed. It looks wonky. I don’t want to offend you but here is my review. Also I thought the mermaid was cute but mentally challenged in a way, why didn’t she light it above water is she like in special Ed or something. I’m allowed to say that. Also where’s the joke I can’t see it anywhere. Keep up the great work and maybe I’ll like the next cartoon you do. Also this is just biased on my opinion so I’m basically nitpicking on my part. But I would love to see more of your stuff. Chow

Edit: not buying it

Edit: I realized that I was getting a little to crazy and I'm sorry for calling her that. I looked back at this now and this review is horrible. I'm sorry the pain I put you through. My wording is awkward and my reasoning wasn't really thought out very well.

Edit: Congrats on getting daily first and winning January

PParreira responds:

Hello, I appreciate your criticism, I see that your intentions are constructive, but your interpretation is somewhat off.
She wasn't trying to impress anyone, she just realized that this thing she was hoarding had the potential to create this new thing and she wanted to see for herself, she is completely unaware of what fire is, it could be just light for all she knows and simply doesn't add together that the water she lives in is affecting her attempt to conjure it, maybe a more perceptive mermaid could reach that conclusion, but calling her mentally challenged is going too far.

[Chaotic Heart: SUDDEN ENCOUNTER]

Nicely done I must say, your really great at making pristine content that comes out of the oven fresh. It taste so good that I want seconds, thirds, thirds, fifths, sixths, and keep chomping down enjoying every bite until I pass out or get cramps in my moist pool filled with the natural water that was here before us. Dinosaur probably pissed in that water. Do you ever ponder the interesting concept that if you’re swimming in the quote on quote beautiful ocean then your also swimming in filth? Animals have been urinating in it for decades including human kind. So if you piss in a pool it's okay because fish do it to. I'm tiltro and I approve this message. I can't stop thinking about stop signs and their perfectly shaped octagons...this cartoon is awesome and I love seeing your work. What you do with the animation looks so pretty and I'm hoping to see numerous 9Hammer cartoons. You better deliver or I'll give this a zero ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. If family guy can make 50 episodes in a month then so can you so you I'm not falling for your tricks. keep it up yumster chuck barry fin looking now bow brown cow.

[Be Safe, Son.]

I love this yoo, I didn’t even see it coming. I thought it was about to get really dark I guess that might of been funny but this idea is more creative and historical.

[DONALD TRUMP IS STUPID!!]

This guy is a little rascal, I can’t believe he would say anything about a mans hair. Total spazatron he is. Also I’m not a dinosexual!! I’m questioning. I like sharks.

[Sketch Collab 2020]

I’m watching Planet of the Apes right now and it’s pretty funny. I think everyone did a fantastic job on their animations and the timing of the music works well with the animation. It was like a noodle being strummed as if it was like a guitar.

[Then There Were 3]

We found ourselves a winner, this is really well made. Also I’m glad you put your traditional animation thing in. This was great

[Kill MikelzNG (b-day collab)]

This made a mess everywhere !!! I wish MikelzNG stopped pissing in my mouth

[FilmBudds Short: Pizza Delivery]

You’ve out done yourselves, bravo