Those pesky, pesky cockro... crickets. They have the weirdest fantasy's about the butter man. Ridiculous, utterly ridiculous, why can't I be on the podcast, you know my family can't live on just beer you know. As the snow cripples my family with the cold one by one, my arms turn to noodles because of frostbit. I have contacts, I have contacts, I know conan o'brien. Wait....... is this the flipping Grounds Patrol podcast. I'm so tired, why. What the heck, just a sec. You want my flipping dipping zimzam, no man. Alright i'm gonna give this episode a 4 and a half out of 5 because I wasn't in it.
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