Tiltro's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[3 robo boys]

My belly is full with big snail bites yum yum. It makes my belly so round and plump, I just can’t get enough of them. But I still have to agree with you, Gary was being a complete donkeys rear end. I can see why Gary did it though, snail bites are scrumptious and even better then chief boy rd. Also I saw a can of soup rolling towards me and got really uncomfortable. I thought it would slobber me with his giant tech deck if you know what I mean. Hey you wanna die? Noo okay just asking. I really enjoy screaming viciously at little dogs and whimper while they take a fat Joe at the park if you know what I mean. I think I have a serious problem. Nah just kidding, everything is good here. I gotta say hi to my neighbor moon walker so see you around I guess. You’ve changed man, I looked up to you while you looked down on me and shoved me in your overly sized jar. You never hang out with me and you throw cum at my house and I had enough of it. Stop trying to kill me already, it’s never gonna happen dude. Do me a solid and bash a grandmas skull open you big sniffing Willy. I’m getting a little heated? Sorry I overdosed on my crazy pills. Anyways your are is really nice and pretty and your robot characters are really sweet. Anyways keep acting like a bloody imbecile and maybe I don’t know get a job! A real one this time. I need to get one of those, what am I doing with my life...be a womb crunching dunce. I like runny eggs because they are fast and know what’s happened. Shut up. I really like your background. I’m going to use you one day, like your drawings. Alright spit drinking chump I’m out of change so put the money in the bag before I pop a nut in your I mean cap in your nipples. Seriously get those away from. Don’t come near me until your 1 hour is up. Don’t swim while eating

[CHEEEEESE GURL]

This outfit looks rad, I want a Ritz hat now

[Sonic The Hedgehog Twerking]

sex

[jet prince]

This guy looks pretty cool, how are those clouds even sustaining his weight? The world may never know. I really like the colors and his appealing little design.He’s got big hands BIG HANDS!!Yo I saw a dragon in a wagon wagging his tail and fell off a cliff like a epic fail, but don’t be frightened because I’m delighted to tell you that he can fly. Come on believe me I tell no lie, why don’t you sit down an eat a apple pie. Holy nut biscuits this art is so gorgeous. Where does he paint his nails? Ever look at a flamingo and wonder how incredible they are and that they live on shrimp. It baffles my mind, I wish I could live on shrimp but every time I eat shrimp my neck begins to swell up like a balloon that’s about to pop. I love the shrimp animal, but the food is trying to murder me. It does taste good though. Overall good work soldier, you made me jump in the air and wiggle my toes like a animated cartoon. One for you one for you, mail mail mail. Ahhh, I don’t want anymore of your darn letters! My eyes are glued to this magnificent peace of work, it’s just wonderful. I think we we can be heroes. Is this guy married like come on seriously, this guy needs to get his head out of the clouds and get a college degree before he starts flipping burgers all his life. Bang bomb booze is this a tragedy or what. This art reminds me of family barbecues, just there’s something about it that makes me think BBQ and pool noodles. It reminds me of getting my ear drenched with water when someone blew water in my ear with pool noodles. I wanted to bash their face with a rock but couldn’t find any rocks. Lucky him,I hate that guy, I want him to play his big greased up harmonica and be put in the slammer aka jail. I wish dragons where real, like this one. Does this guy like wings? This guy looks like a guy who leaves halfway through a family reunion and I can’t blame him. I hate family events most of the time. I’m always stuck in a room playing with the big obese lego pieces for babies while all the grown ups finish their tank of gas aka beer.Dragon airlines sounds like a cool name for a airline company.

gigglechu responds:

amazing piece of literature thank you so much

[Some stupid Tankman mecha idea]

Dear Pyro ,

If I could have lunch with anyone then it would be with the talented actor named Samual L Jackson because I think the concept of eating with him is hilarious. If I would be consuming a meal with Samual L Jackson then it would be at a Hawaiian themed burger joint that also has the choice of Sprite for a beverage. If I was right by the actual Samual L Jackson at lunch then I would ask him why he’s eating lunch with me in the first place. I would also ask him how he became the actor that he is today and what inspired him over the years to pursue a acting career.Then I would ask him if he’s satisfied of what he accomplished and ask if he would retire because of it, maybe I might ask him for some life advice as well.I don’t think you would buy a Ford under the crunchy bowl. Climbing down the foundation with suck easy. Sheep lady guzzling pee in her small eye gonna make a pizza pie. Oh Samual L Jackson, how wonderful it would be. Put a hex bug up the chimney and get flattened by a crinkled wet granny. What you think.cool robo bot

[Shygal lol]

Your backgrounds are getting pretty good

Pyronator responds:

Thanks Tiltro my friend

[Banduri]

not pregnant not buying it
edit: I changed my mind

DaemonPlus responds:

WHO SAYS THEY AREN'T?? Just wait for the Xbox Series X release. Pregnancy DLC included.

[Pineapple and a Cactus]

Your art is so adorable and very spikey. I love the characters you've created, the designs are really creative and most of them look like chill dudes that you can have a beer with. I want to hangout with them, I wish they were real. Very neato

ThatsMelvin responds:

Ah! thank you very much!

[MONKI]

I like this cartoon very cute and wacky

[JacketHotlineMiami.gif]

I just pissed out pure Fanta orange out of my hole when I saw this. Congratulations on not being a looser and getting a new tablet. Also I really like the effort you put in to this, it’s really bumbotastic to crunch down on a rug you moist flipper. The background is really nice.